I've just figured what's wrong [again] with Gossip Girl. The difference is that this time I can illustrate it.
Here it goes: this season doesn't remind me of perfume commercials! No, seriously. Season 2 simply smells funny.
Let's make a recap of last season through some good advertisement.
Once upon a time, there was a Park Avenue Princess called S...
The Upper East Side was ruled by B, who was such a lovely terrible person [she still is]. It was a shallow little chic world back then, when visits to the Ostroff Center felt a bazilion times more real than visiting Yale in Columbia.
Dan used to punch Chuck; Chuck used to be cool; Nate, well, we used to dream of ravishing him without thinking of DSTs...
After giving us the best.cat.fight.ever, B forgave S for sleeping around in unsanitary places like PJ Clarke's WC, calling a truce that lasted until Season 2 ruined it all.
On The Handmaiden's Tale, we wanted Chuck, who was best-friends with Blair, who wanted Nate, who wanted Serena, who wanted Dan, who even then didn't know what he wanted. Chuck eventually got it on with Blair, and an obsession was born.
But before she got our guy by string, Blair Bear had to bloom, by stripping her colonial dress in our favourite of all New Yorkish real and fictional clubs, and almost made Chuck choke with his pet booze.
Finally big-blue-eyed G came along, bringing the scandal back to the City. We lived happily ever after until the final 10 minutes of the season finale. And that was that.
Here it goes: this season doesn't remind me of perfume commercials! No, seriously. Season 2 simply smells funny.
Let's make a recap of last season through some good advertisement.
Once upon a time, there was a Park Avenue Princess called S...
The Upper East Side was ruled by B, who was such a lovely terrible person [she still is]. It was a shallow little chic world back then, when visits to the Ostroff Center felt a bazilion times more real than visiting Yale in Columbia.
Dan used to punch Chuck; Chuck used to be cool; Nate, well, we used to dream of ravishing him without thinking of DSTs...
After giving us the best.cat.fight.ever, B forgave S for sleeping around in unsanitary places like PJ Clarke's WC, calling a truce that lasted until Season 2 ruined it all.
On The Handmaiden's Tale, we wanted Chuck, who was best-friends with Blair, who wanted Nate, who wanted Serena, who wanted Dan, who even then didn't know what he wanted. Chuck eventually got it on with Blair, and an obsession was born.
But before she got our guy by string, Blair Bear had to bloom, by stripping her colonial dress in our favourite of all New Yorkish real and fictional clubs, and almost made Chuck choke with his pet booze.
Finally big-blue-eyed G came along, bringing the scandal back to the City. We lived happily ever after until the final 10 minutes of the season finale. And that was that.
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haa well done, this post is delicious!!
thanks a million, Jim :)
Warning: 2x13 sucks!
what? why? where? when? :O
I read recaps of it because it airs early in Canada. Quite frankly: heavy emphasis on the three lamest characters on GG = lame! The saga of the J/N/V trangle continues. There are few C/B scenes, you can see them here, if you want to be spoiled: http://www.youtube.com/user/chuckandblairlove
Lily has official slipped off my like-list. I'm hating her right now, and I hope she'll NEVER gether happy ending with Rufus! HATE V and N, they deserve each other! I canøt wait till Nate see a new girl with tits and "falls in love with her"!
Ah, yes, the Canadians.
I even feel nostalgic about the time I actually hates Little J, the persona. Now I hate the developments of her character, and that's so not good. Same with Vanessa. Everything about her bothers me. If on one hand Chuck whispers, she, on the other... speaks like that! She's the most annoying character in the universe.
I think Rufus deserves better. I remember when Lily first met Dan. She was snob and a half, and it was quite amusing. Right now she's a perfect older version of Serena, prettier and with more class, but, still. She tries too hard to recover her young years, and THAT got old real soon.
I don't know what to make of it. Are they trying us? To see how much we can take of this crap? Better to ask, how much can we take, really?
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