B: I hope you don't mind, but I set the girls from school in the second row.
Eleanor: They're your friends, why not? Besides, they will worship you for this.
B: I know.
C: Watching you fail spectacularly gives me so much joy.
B: And you know what you get to everyone, Chuck? Misery. There's a reason you're always here alone.
C: Nate just happens to be away at his grandparents.
B: Nate is only friends with you out of habit. The only person with fewer friends than you is Dan Humprhey, and at least his lame 90s dad likes him. That's because he's something you'll never be: a human being.
Laurel: Eleanor! The sitting chart is weak, where are the It girls?
Eleanor: They're there, look!
Laurel: Kirsten Dunst? That's so 2007. Her rehab barely made the radar.
C: It's like the plague. Only instead of vermin on my doorstep, I get the human being. Beat it, Humphrey, my sister doesn't dig stalkers.
D: Actually, as strange as it sounds, I'm here to see you. I know we don't like each other, you think I'm a boring sheltered nobody -
C: I don't think of you.
D: Alright, of course you don't! But I've been thinking of me, and I've come to the conclusion that I need to get out of my comfort zone, I need to experience new things.
C: Are you gay?
D: Now that would be out of my comfort zone. But no. I just need to get out of Brooklyn for one night. I'd like to experience the world of Chuck Bass.
C: You're lucky I'm bored.
B: Don't ever go to high school, Dorota! The girls are spoiled, stupid and ungrateful. One snapshot with that socialite and it's all Serena, Serena, SERENA!
B: Don't they know that without me they'd never see the inside of a fashion tent? They'd be stuck behind the barricades of PETA!
D: What is that?
C: Does it matter? We go down the rabbit hole, then we go out the door.
Rufus: B-Blair! What could we have done to deserve a visit from you?
Shapiro: There's so much saccharine in this it's giving me cancer.
Laurel: This is gonna be sensational! Models lost, socialites save the day. Your show will get so much press that it will drive Marc Jacobs to drink.
Eleanor: Everytime he goes to rehad his sales soar.
J: You might be priviledged, Blair, but you work for every single thing you achieve, like me. Serena just glides through. I wanted to be your friend last year for a reason, I wanted you to like me.
GG: Don't worry, B. The brightest stars are the ones that burn up the fastest. Or at least that's what I heard. Waiting for a star to fall, XOXO, Gossip Girl.
Eleanor: They're your friends, why not? Besides, they will worship you for this.
B: I know.
C: Watching you fail spectacularly gives me so much joy.
B: And you know what you get to everyone, Chuck? Misery. There's a reason you're always here alone.
C: Nate just happens to be away at his grandparents.
B: Nate is only friends with you out of habit. The only person with fewer friends than you is Dan Humprhey, and at least his lame 90s dad likes him. That's because he's something you'll never be: a human being.
Laurel: Eleanor! The sitting chart is weak, where are the It girls?
Eleanor: They're there, look!
Laurel: Kirsten Dunst? That's so 2007. Her rehab barely made the radar.
C: It's like the plague. Only instead of vermin on my doorstep, I get the human being. Beat it, Humphrey, my sister doesn't dig stalkers.
D: Actually, as strange as it sounds, I'm here to see you. I know we don't like each other, you think I'm a boring sheltered nobody -
C: I don't think of you.
D: Alright, of course you don't! But I've been thinking of me, and I've come to the conclusion that I need to get out of my comfort zone, I need to experience new things.
C: Are you gay?
D: Now that would be out of my comfort zone. But no. I just need to get out of Brooklyn for one night. I'd like to experience the world of Chuck Bass.
C: You're lucky I'm bored.
B: Don't ever go to high school, Dorota! The girls are spoiled, stupid and ungrateful. One snapshot with that socialite and it's all Serena, Serena, SERENA!
B: Don't they know that without me they'd never see the inside of a fashion tent? They'd be stuck behind the barricades of PETA!
D: What is that?
C: Does it matter? We go down the rabbit hole, then we go out the door.
Rufus: B-Blair! What could we have done to deserve a visit from you?
Shapiro: There's so much saccharine in this it's giving me cancer.
Laurel: This is gonna be sensational! Models lost, socialites save the day. Your show will get so much press that it will drive Marc Jacobs to drink.
Eleanor: Everytime he goes to rehad his sales soar.
J: You might be priviledged, Blair, but you work for every single thing you achieve, like me. Serena just glides through. I wanted to be your friend last year for a reason, I wanted you to like me.
GG: Don't worry, B. The brightest stars are the ones that burn up the fastest. Or at least that's what I heard. Waiting for a star to fall, XOXO, Gossip Girl.
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