Intel started it. Alternate Lines Rufus Humphrey Might Have Said at Grand Central Terminal Last Night.
My favourite options.
"Just tell me one thing..."
"…why'd you vote for McCain?"
"...Is Tupac still alive?"
"...are Serena's boobs real?!"
"...Did you know that every time you walk away or run away you take a piece of MY UNBORN FETUS OR PERHAPS MY SECRET PARISIAN LOVE CHILD with you?"
"... how can I get my daughter to wear pants?"
"..WHY SO SERIOUS?
My DVR killed itself last night, so I had to watch the episode on my iphone in a bathroom stall at work during 4 long "bathroom breaks". If that's not dedication, I don't know what is*.
"...Will Chuck & Blair ever get together?"
"...Were you planning Bart's murder all this time?"
"... When CeCe came to see me earlier ..... who was running hell?"
"...who will be the star of the new Gossip Girl spinoff?"
"...are those last season's tory burch flats?"
"... did the person who does your hair die in the car crash too?"
"...why did you ignore my friend request on facebook?"
"...does this look infected?"
"... why did you let the Archibalds of all people adopt Nate?!"
"...would I be the next husband you kill?"
My favourite options.
"Just tell me one thing..."
"…why'd you vote for McCain?"
"...Is Tupac still alive?"
"...are Serena's boobs real?!"
"...Did you know that every time you walk away or run away you take a piece of MY UNBORN FETUS OR PERHAPS MY SECRET PARISIAN LOVE CHILD with you?"
"... how can I get my daughter to wear pants?"
"..WHY SO SERIOUS?
My DVR killed itself last night, so I had to watch the episode on my iphone in a bathroom stall at work during 4 long "bathroom breaks". If that's not dedication, I don't know what is*.
"...Will Chuck & Blair ever get together?"
"...Were you planning Bart's murder all this time?"
"... When CeCe came to see me earlier ..... who was running hell?"
"...who will be the star of the new Gossip Girl spinoff?"
"...are those last season's tory burch flats?"
"... did the person who does your hair die in the car crash too?"
"...why did you ignore my friend request on facebook?"
"...does this look infected?"
"... why did you let the Archibalds of all people adopt Nate?!"
"...would I be the next husband you kill?"
* This is not an alternative, it's just good.
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I can't seem to find a good alternative..
hey girl, you're online?
Yah, I'm here, are you? ahah
Ah, me neither. Couldn't come up with anything myself.
Duuude, I too get really excited 'bout all things Miss Blair!
you'ra whata??! LOL
hold on yer wig:
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/12/zuzanna_szadkowski_aka_dorota.html
In one sentence, what do you actually do all day in your job?
As Dorota I bustle around, eavesdrop, disapprove, approve, and get really excited about all things Miss Blair…
Isn't she adorable?
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